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Jokes
A guy was playing 10-20 Hold 'Em and was stuck for about $300 when he looked down and saw a little green leprechaun.
"Quit playing poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars." said the little fellow.
The player replied "Let me get even first."A guy wins a big jackpot on a slot machine in Vegas. As it is paying out
of the machine, but before the pit boss reaches the lucky winner, a
haggard man approaches him and says, "I don't mean to disturb you during
your big moment, but my wife is sick and needs an operation. Could you
see your way clear to giving me $5,000 of your winnings?"
The guy says, "Well, it's all well and good for you to say that, and if
it's true I sympathize, but how do I know you're not going to turn around
and just gamble it away?"
The haggard man responds, "Oh, I got gambling money."Tom came home from the casino one night and was met at the door by his wife. Much to his dismay she hit him on the head with a rolling pin?
'Why did you do that?' he asked.
'I found a piece of paper in your jacket pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it,' she replies
Tom explained 'That's the name of a horse I got a hot tip on.' She accepts his explanation and apologizes for whacking him.
A few days later, she nails him on the head again, even harder. When he regains consciousness, Tom asked, 'Why on earth did you hit me again?'
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